Monday, April 14, 2014

Oulipost #14: COLUMN INCHES

prompt: Refer to the advertising section or the classifieds in your source newspaper. Create a poem by replacing all of the nouns in your chosen ad segment or classified listing with nouns from one article in the same newspaper. You may use multiple ads/classifieds, presented in the order of your choosing.


Source: The Cape Cod Times, Sunday edition (because I didn't buy a paper today, oh no!), April 13th 2014 Section E

The Cranberries

SALES MOONSHINE
Looking for a full time, year
round  sales distillery (super market).
Must be self motivated, fruit
service oriented, and have a strong
moonshine in summer sales.  If you
possess these cranberries and want to
join a rum with similar fruit please
forward your deal to set up a
business.

4 comments:

Nancy Chen Long said...

Grin-->"If you / possess these cranberries and want to / join a rum with similar fruit" Nice work!

Nicole said...

Mad lib poetry!! :)

beth said...

join a rum! :)

Richard Thompson said...

Really nice!