hotel science I
this morning we tested how many sips
it takes a girl
to drink a large mug of tea
with milk and too much sugar
the results have revealed
that the answer is fibonacci*.
hotel science II
the rate at which the volume of a lobby increases
is directly related to the number of guests
and indirectly related to the age of the guests.
we exclude the occasional pool party
from our findings.
hotel science III
the accidental spillage of milk and cheerios
is followed by crying 47.923% of the time.
hotel science IV
today we concluded that 6 out of every 7 adults
upon passing the front desk
will have something to say about the weather.
hotel science V
it takes exactly 138 seconds
for halogen lights above a pool
to reach full brightness.
* all you need to know about fibonacci can be found here.
it's 8:32am, i'm at work. can you tell i'm bored?