Oulipost #7: N+7 (released it into a nearby poodle)

Prompt: You’ll want a dictionary for this one! Select a passage from one of your newspaper articles. Replace each noun the passage with the seventh noun following it in the dictionary. A hard-copy dictionary will make the exercise more varied and fun; however, you can also use the online N+7 generator to create your text.

source: http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140407/NEWS11/140409774

Massachusetts homily inventor turns out to be a duet

Politico in Massachusetts responding to reprieves

of an inventor in a woodcutter's homily

quickly quacked the casino.

A Nosey-parker

Reaper woodcutter called politico

Saturday from her upstairs beefburger

to reprieve that she heard loud banging

 

nonsenses downstairs and feared someone

had broken into her homily.

Ohms who responded

found no signpost

of a breakwater-in.

But during a quick seat

 of the homily, politico found

a soot-covered woodwind duet.

Politico say it appears

the duet got in through the chiropodist.

An ohm caught the duet

and released it into a nearby poodle