they involve us in their syncopatic redundancies
make us wear clown outfits and plastic wigs
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they do tricks with pens and fold paper into birds
before juggling small woodland creatures in food courts
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they tie unsuspecting passersby in thick thorny vines
with pink flowers that make them itch and scratch
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they force animal shaped balloons onto children
crying hysterically if the child refuses their gift
make us wear clown outfits and plastic wigs
*
they do tricks with pens and fold paper into birds
before juggling small woodland creatures in food courts
*
they tie unsuspecting passersby in thick thorny vines
with pink flowers that make them itch and scratch
*
they force animal shaped balloons onto children
crying hysterically if the child refuses their gift
an article about how bad these things actually are for your reading pleasure
ReplyDeleteand just in case you were wondering, how could these things get any worse? jolene has the answer.
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